One Almost Normal Person

Verse 1:
You
You’re confused
Have no clue
What to do
You want that imperfect somebody perfect for you
But you don’t want to have to choose
Me
Can’t you see
I’m a lonely
Entity
Can’t you tell I’ve never really gotten far
Because I never fall unless I fall hard
…
Chorus:
Us, when we are alone, when we are apart
We’re so screwed up, have too many problems
But us, when put together, it’s a perfect fit
Then we end up with, One Almost Normal Person
…
Verse 2:
You
You’re too nice
Be wise
And learn to fight
You’re never mean ‘cause you hope you’ll stay friends
And you don’t want to make the wrong choice again
Me
I’m screwed up
Afraid to trust
Everyone
I can’t see what’s painted blindly in front of my face
I keep pushing it, believing everything works out in my perfect place
…
Chorus:
Us, when we are alone, when we are apart
We’re so screwed up, have too many problems
But us, when put together, it’s a perfect fit
Then we end up with, One Almost Normal Person
…
Verse 3:
Our auras brighten to the sound of the laughter
Being together is our only mood lifter
Without me you can only focus on all of life’s hassles
Without you I have nobody but all of these assholes
Can’t you see to me you’re like therapy
Can’t you see with me you can have mental clarity
...
Chorus:
Because us, when we are alone, when we are apart
We’re so screwed up, have too many problems
But us, when put together, it’s a perfect fit
Then we end up with, One Almost Normal Person
…
When you put us together you get One Almost Normal Person

Headed for Hell

Verse 1:
Look out the window, see the end of the world
Should’ve seen it coming like decades ago
Living with secrets, no voices can be heard
Truth is something we never want known
Ashes falling down from the sky
This world the subject of neglect
People killing, no reason why
Madness is the new respect
There’s only so much money to be made
But you’d be richer making friends
It’s better for you than spreading hate
You’ll see one day when the world ends
...
Chorus:
Where is the love, all that’s left is the hate
We don’t stick together just discriminate
If you have someone left, I guess tell them goodbye
Why would you though, leave everyone else to die
Where is the love, what happened to sanity
Why’d we abandon the value of humanity
Did they kill me or did I kill myself
What does it matter, we’re all headed for hell
...
Verse 2:
Can you see how far we have come
Yet still couldn’t stop the inevitable
Can’t you see the destruction we have done
That we have not yet been held accountable
We’re all walking down the same road headed for doom
Walking together with guilt and innocence
Everyone there afraid to take a different route
Afraid of their beliefs and benevolence
When it’s gone then it’s gone, there’s no turning back
We don’t do any good by just pretending
Fallen out of line, we’ve fallen off track
Unable to stop the world from ending
...
Chorus:
Where is the love, all that’s left is the hate
We don’t stick together just discriminate
If you have someone left, I guess tell them goodbye
Why would you though, leave everyone else to die
Where is the love, what happened to sanity
Why’d we abandon the value of humanity
Did they kill me or did I kill myself
What does it matter, we’re all headed for hell
...
Verse 3:
It’s now too late to apologize
I’m sorry you didn’t sooner realize
We only care about ourselves
Children suffering, no one sees
Why would we ever forgive enemies
When we ignored cries for help
And headed for hell
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Chorus:
Where is the love, all that’s left is the hate
We don’t stick together just discriminate
If you have someone left, I guess tell them goodbye
Why would you though, leave everyone else to die
Where is the love, what happened to sanity
Why’d we abandon the value of humanity
Did they kill me or did I kill myself
What does it matter, we’re all headed for hell
...
We ignored cries for help
And headed for hell

Fame Kills

Hook:
Ga Ga, Go Go, Gu Gu, Gi Gi
Fu Fu, Ta Ta, Lo Lo, Me Me
Po Go, Whu Tu, Ra Ma, Lee Lee
Fame eventually dies
…
Verse 1:
In life there are choices to be made
Things we must give up
We can’t have all we want
Can’t have both fame and love
I have one why is that not enough
How can it be
It’s not my fault I’m suicidal
Driven to insanity
…
Chorus:
When you know that fame kills
Don’t know what you’re getting yourself in to
It seems glamorous
Until you feel the rush
It will haunt you
Your life stands still
Like a poison through your veins
Hard to believe
It toxified your dreams
Until it caused the pain
When Fame
Kills
…
Hook:
Ga Ga, Go Go, Gu Gu, Gi Gi
Fu Fu, Ta Ta, Lo Lo, Me Me
Po Go, Whu Tu, Ra Ma, Lee Lee
Fame eventually dies
…
Verse 2:
Who wants to subject themselves to the spotlight
And broadcast every waking moment
No one does that to themselves like I do
And I should’ve known it
How could I choose between fame and love
My only passions in life
I could never live without either one
Never can decide
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Chorus:
When you know that fame kills
Don’t know what you’re getting yourself in to
It seems glamorous
Until you feel the rush
It will haunt you
Your life stands still
Like a poison through your veins
Hard to believe
It toxified your dreams
Until it caused the pain
When Fame
Kills
…
Hook:
Ga Ga, Go Go, Gu Gu, Gi Gi
Fu Fu, Ta Ta, Lo Lo, Me Me
Po Go, Whu Tu, Ra Ma, Lee Lee
Fame eventually dies
…
Verse 3:
Just a client for the paparazzi
Just looking for the next top story
Hang the rope and watch it swing
Dangling from the ceiling
On a thin wire
This is what they call luxurious
Pull the trigger and watch blood gush
Only choice I knew how to make
Only life I could bear to take
For my burning desire
…
Ending:
Cause life stands still
When there’s nothing to gain
Could no longer take the torment
At this point I had to relent
To the source of the pain
When Fame
Kills

Eye Candy

Hook:

Let’s have some fun, I have a sweet tooth

Wanna take a taste of my Baby Ruth

Let’s have some fun with our Pixie Stix

Wanna take a bite of my chocolate Twix

...

Verse 1:

Melts in your mouth, M & Ms, Hershey’s

After Smarties and Nerds I’m still thirsty

You can rip me apart into strips of licorice

Savor the flavor of delectable Swedish Fish

...

Refrain:

Mouth watering, guess it’s time to eat

Like a kid in a candy store craving a sweet treat

...

Bridge:

Tootsie Rolls

Snickers

Candy Canes

Twizzlers

...

Chorus:

I look at you and get a sugar rush, my eye candy

You taste better with time like a fine wine, or brandy

The Princess Lolly of my Candy Land, my eye candy

...

Hook:

Let’s have some fun, I have a sweet tooth

Wanna take a taste of my Baby Ruth

...

Verse 2:

Pop it in your mouth, easy as Skittles

Tongue’s in heaven with peanut butter brittle

Like a Kit Kat break me tear me to pieces

Everyone’s favorite unwrap the Reese’s

...

Refrain:

Mouth watering, guess it’s time to eat

Like a kid in a candy store craving a sweet treat

...

Bridge:

Jelly Beans

Starbursts

Three Musketeers

Gummy Worms

...

Chorus:

I look at you and get a sugar rush, my eye candy

You taste better with time like a fine wine, or brandy

The Queen Frostine of my Candy Land, my eye candy

...

Hook:

Let’s have some fun with our Pixie Stix

Wanna take a bite of my chocolate Twix

...

Verse 3:

Peppermint Patty lovin’ Mr. Goodbar

She’s the Live Saver, the life I savor

The Milky Way is the only way to go

Butter my Butterfinger and Caramello

...

Hook:

Let’s have some fun, I have a sweet tooth

Wanna take a taste of my Baby Ruth

Let’s have some fun with our Pixie Stix

Wanna take a bite of my chocolate Twix

...

Chorus:

I look at you and get a sugar rush, my eye candy

You taste better with time like a fine wine, or brandy

The Princess Lolly of my Candy Land, my eye candy

...

Chorus:

I look at you and get a sugar rush, my eye candy

You taste better with time like a fine wine, or brandy

The Queen Frostine of my Candy Land, my eye candy

...

Hook:

Let’s have some fun, I have a sweet tooth

Wanna take a taste of my Baby Ruth

Let’s have some fun with our Pixie Stix

Wanna take a bite of my chocolate Twix

Let’s have some fun, I have a sweet tooth

Wanna take a taste of my Baby Ruth

Let’s have some fun with our Pixie Stix

Wanna take a bite of my chocolate Twix

...

(Repeat until Fade)

Mr. Elvis

Verse 1:
It’s still hard to imagine
Anything can always happen
I’ll make hearts race
With the originality of my wardrobe
Dance moves that start to grow
When I stand my place
St-St-St-Stand my place
T-T-T-Tand my place
M-M-M-Stand my place
P-Place, P-P-P-Stand my place,
My place, place, p-p-p-place

Only star people talk about
It’s not a party if I’m left out
Thank you, thank you very much
King of diamond celebrity
Still be a legend in 3003
We’ll be all shook up

Chorus:
Mr. Elvis
Always gotta be the center of attention
Mr. Elvis
Nobody else can come in contention
Mr. Elvis
Chronic sufferer of excessive pretention
Mr. Elvis
Giving time another dimension

Verse 2:
Loving life up on the stage
Epic icon of today
And tomorrow
Living, performing the extreme
Starstruck fans hanging on me
I’m their hero
There’s a crown placed on my head
“Love his unique style,” being said
The music must be loud (oud)
Being, doing what I love most
Entertaining on my toes
Just for the crowd

Chorus:
Mr. Elvis
Always gotta be the center of attention
Mr. Elvis
Nobody else can come in contention
Mr. Elvis
Chronic sufferer of excessive pretention
Mr. Elvis
Giving time another dimension

Verse 3:
I think I’ve found my alter ego
Being the king of rock and a roll
Not just put on but make the whole show
M, I, S, T, R
E, L, V, I, S

Chorus:
Mr. Elvis
Always gotta be the center of attention
Mr. Elvis
Nobody else can come in contention
Mr. Elvis
Chronic sufferer of excessive pretention
Mr. Elvis
Giving time another dimension

Ending:
Mister Elvis,
Mister Mister Elvis Mister Mister Elvis Elvis,
Elvis Mister,
Elvis Elvis Elvis Mister Elvis Elvis Elvis,
Mister Elvis,
Mister Mister Elvis Mister Elvis Mister Mister
Miister Ell-vis

Young Suicide

Verse 1:

Even when they all laugh when you cry

Even when you’re in pain

Even when you’re picked last for the sports team

Even when you’re benched the whole game

Even when no one knows who you are

But they all know you’re ugly and gay

Even when you’re locked in the bathroom

Cutting the pain away

...

Chorus:

Even if the whole world’s against you

Even if you haven’t got no one on your side

Know that tomorrow will always come

Don’t matter that nothing today went right

But that doesn’t always seem to be true

When you haven’t got a place to hide

So with one split second pull of a gun

It becomes, another young suicide

...

Verse 2:

Even when you hate yourself more than those people

Even when you’re left abandoned

Even when your only light of hope

Is the sight of bruises and blood

Even when you have acid lips

By the ones that were your friends

Even when the next day their alcohol

Will make them burn for revenge

...

Chorus:

Even if the whole world’s against you

Even if you haven’t got no one on your side

Know that tomorrow will always come

Don’t matter that nothing today went right

But that doesn’t always seem to be true

When you haven’t got a place to hide

So with one split second pull of a gun

It becomes, another young suicide

...

Verse 3:

When you’ve alienated everyone around you

And you didn’t even know you did

Those bitches should see another bitch (like payback)

You plotted the plan while you hid

You see those horror stories of teen massacres

But never thought you’d be that kid

...

Chorus:

Even if the whole world’s against you

Even if you haven’t got no one on your side

Know that tomorrow will always come

Don’t matter that nothing today went right

But that doesn’t always seem to be true

When you haven’t got a place to hide

So with one split second pull of a gun

It becomes, another young suicide

Another Young Suicide

Buchanan Bunch

Verse 1:

This is the story, of a crazy lady

Who was bringing up three kids of her own

All of them, were crazy like their mother

They didn’t have a home

...

Verse 2:

They had Dee's cleaning, and an A to Z store

When they decided to start up a pet shop

Body paint shop and a rummage sale

All their businesses were a flop

...

Verse 3:

We put up an ad, for some work of own

Of course the jack of all trades was the only one to call

New bathrooms, landscaping, and carpentry

She had done it all

...

Verse 4:

Until one day when the lady met a fellow

He was scrawny and only weighed fifty pounds

They decided, to build a swimming pool

It didn’t matter that it wasn’t level ground

...

Verse 5:

It didn’t matter, as long as she got her sand

From a check she already knew would bounce

Every day, the police stop up there

They know they’ll need to, when they make their rounds

...

Verse 6:

We had sum pup corn, when the college student

Thought he would try the popcorn treat

But they were for the barn cats, ‘cause they were something

The dog wouldn’t even eat

...

Verse 7:

It cost forty five, dollars just to eat

At the country buffet when you’re sixty

Boots aren’t waterproof, when the waters on the inside

Of the boots apparently

...

Verse 8:

Snakes swimming around, in an ice chest of water

And a little girl that cuts out frog eyes

In the barn, they heard a little ruckus

But it was only a deer that broke inside

...

Verse 9:

A security camera, propped in the kitchen

To see who pulls into the driveway

They say Obama, will soon be up there

To fix the problems with the neighbors and stay

...

Verse 10:

Sparks lit a match, and sprayed the bees with hairspray

To set them on fire before they sting

Around the campfire, the mother’s new boyfriend

Was a famous country western that could really sing

...

Verse 11:

With a brain tumor, and a concussion

The ER Doc said his head had nothing there

His goal was to get fat, by buying Crisco and bear lard

But he didn’t know where

...

Verse 12:

She has an urn, for each child

In case the cancer suddenly starts showing signs

The lawn must be mowed, with duct taped flashlights

Everyday around midnight

...

Verse 13:

He had a hole in his head, from getting hit with a rock

We wondered just how many m&m’s would fit through

He said only four, unless they were peanut

Then probably only two

...

Verse 14:

The mother was arrested, and Steve ran away

He stabbed the door in the bathroom with a butcher knife

He was sent to the psych ward, all because he lost his job

And he was gunna take our life

...

Verse 15:

A zucchini, fresh from the garden

By law that’s all they say you need to eat for lunch

They’re the talk of the summer, Dee, Steve, Heather, and Hannah

That’s the way they all became known as the Buchanan bunch

Full Moon

Verse 1:
Should’ve kept your distance
While you still could
Now this nocturnal creature
Has fangs dripping blood
The double life I live
Was my pure conception
My greatest milestone
This point of deception

Chorus:
I’m like a werewolf
You’ll see a real side of me soon
My true colors
Come out every full moon

Verse 2:
I’ve come alive now
With eyes wide open
This lycanthropy is
The path I’ve chosen
I need to be fed
Free me from this cage
Howl to Artemis
On this seductive rampage

Chorus:
I’m like a werewolf
You’ll see a real side of me soon
My true colors
Come out every full moon

Verse 3:
I’ve got you under a spell
Because I am all just an act
No one knows me at all
I’m really Zackie R. Mac
I am a vampire
Turning into a bat that flies
I’m like a zombie
Coming out from my disguise

Chorus:
I’m like a werewolf
You’ll see a real side of me soon
My true colors
Come out every full moon

Chorus:
I’m like a werewolf
You’ll see a real side of me soon
My true colors
Come out every full moon

Adrenaline Rush

Verse 1:
I want to smash and splash through white water rapids
I want to die doing something fun and tragic
Toss and tumble around in a bubble whirl ball
Live on the edge, do anything, be everything but dull

Chorus:
Just gimme gimme gimme that adrenaline rush
Gimme gimme gimme that-a reason to bust
I want to crash into the earth
I want to launch into the sky
I want to scream for all I’m worth
I want to have the chance to die
Just gimme gimme gimme that adrenaline rush

Verse 2:
Swimming with sharks, gettin’ ripped apart in the deep sea
Right before a match, being stabbed and I can’t even screech
In a plane, take off my parachute before I jump
Anything at all to fall and get pumped

Chorus:
Just gimme gimme gimme that adrenaline rush
Gimme gimme gimme that-a reason to crush
I want to crash into the earth
I want to launch into the sky
I want to scream for all I’m worth
I want to have the chance to die
Just gimme gimme gimme that adrenaline rush

Verse 3:
Roller Coasters
and Hang Gliding
Bungee Jumping
and Skydiving
Chilled to the bone
Release those hormones
I only thrive
Fighting for my life

Chorus:
Just gimme gimme gimme that adrenaline rush
Gimme gimme gimme that-a reason to thrust
I want to crash into the earth
I want to launch into the sky
I want to scream for all I’m worth
I want to have the chance to die
Just gimme gimme gimme that adrenaline rush

Chorus:
Just gimme gimme gimme that adrenaline rush
Gimme gimme gimme that-a reason to gush
I want to crash into the earth
I want to launch into the sky
I want to scream for all I’m worth
I want to have the chance to die
Just gimme gimme gimme that adrenaline rush

Place in the Sun

Verse 1:
Look away from the tears in my eyes you don’t know
I’ve reached this turning point not knowing where to go
We always dream of a day like this, but when it comes the tears are a surprise
Make the best of this, it’s not a question but a lesson learned in time

Chorus:
I’ve found my place in the sun and I know that’s where I belong
But it’s time to go, with my thoughts and dreams I walk away
I’ve still got seas and mountains to cross, I’m still young
I want this to be the last thing I remember before slipping away

Verse 2:
I’ve got the times we laughed together tattooed into my eyes
I’ve still got the tears we shed as a still frame in my mind
It seems all I have left are the memories we had
And now that it’s come and gone I realize it wasn’t that bad

Chorus:
I’ve found my place in the sun and I know that’s where I belong
But it’s time to go, with my thoughts and dreams I walk away
I’ve still got seas and mountains to cross, I’m still young
I want this to be the last thing I remember before slipping away

Verse 3:
I never thought it’d turn out like this from the moments we shared together
But I know good or bad each moment never lasts forever
Wish I could relive it over, but I won’t, and in the end that’s right
This was all uncertain, but it was the time of my life

Chorus:
I’ve found my place in the sun and I know that’s where I belong
But it’s time to go, with my thoughts and dreams I walk away
I’ve still got seas and mountains to cross, I’m still young
I want this to be the last thing I remember before slipping away

Ending:
This is my place in the sun that brightens each day
But I also know that now it’s time to say
Goodbye, Goodbye
Goodbye, Goodbye
Goodbye

Endless Summer Nights

Verse 1:
Our time it was just free
Time to sleep to the cool breeze
Lie outside with the cat in the thunderstorm
Having parties every day
Singing and skipping through the rain
Then simple things as a blanket’s warmth

Chorus:
It was gettin’ late that summer night
We were singing songs by the light
Of the sweating campfire
The whiskey makes us dizzy
Our schedules were so busy
That I even forgot I was so damn tired
We we’re never hurried
So we could live without the worries
We normally have in life
We could do whatever we want
As long as we didn’t get caught
When we had those endless summer nights

Verse 2:
It was my best friend and a camel
And a kid too hard to handle
We were up for anything in sight
Riding front seat in the Viper
Betting twenty dirty diapers
Laughing ‘til we died that summer night

Chorus:
It was gettin’ late that summer night
We were singing songs by the light
Of the sweating campfire
The whiskey makes us dizzy
Our schedules were so busy
That I even forgot I was so damn tired
We we’re never hurried
So we could live without the worries
We normally have in life
We could do whatever we want
As long as we didn’t get caught
When we had those endless summer nights

Verse 3:
It was summer 2009
Truth or Dare, a blindfolded ride,
Godfather, such good times,
It was summer 2009

Chorus:
It was gettin’ late that summer night
We were singing songs by the light
Of the sweating campfire
The whiskey makes us dizzy
Our schedules were so busy
That I even forgot I was so damn tired
We we’re never hurried
So we could live without the worries
We normally have in life
We could do whatever we want
As long as we didn’t get caught
When we had those endless summer nights

The next day the same again
It seemed those days would never end
But all too soon it didn’t feel right
The leaves turned red and pretty
The nights longer and chilly
The rain became a fluffy white
Back to reality
All we have are memories
Of those endless summer nights

Sweet

Verse 1:
I woke up to the sound of “Poker Face,” both of them in a row
The sun rose up around 6:34
With no communication to the world I could finally think straight
A summer day unlike the one I’ve never had before
The low that day was 51 degrees
I went outside to shoot the breeze
And wrote this song among the trees
Never at a loss for words
It was the day of my sweet sixteen
Not a boy, nor a man, but somewhere in between
The morning so blissfully serene
The sound that of only the birds

Chorus:
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
More than average Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
It was pretty Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen

Verse 2: (Spoken)
The sky was cloudy most of the day
With spots that the sun shone through
We went outside to play two rounds of croquet
Making up our own rules that no one knew
A little girl was hit by a golf ball in the face
Then she sprayed everyone with silly string
Creating memories that can never fade
Making my rounds to that family I had never seen

Chorus:
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
More than average Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
It was pretty Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen

Verse 3:
The only picture taken of me
Wrapped in a blanket, falling out of a stool
That’s always how I want to be remembered
Acting, Laughing like a fool
A high of 71
The afternoon passed by so fun
It was over as fast as it begun
The sun going down at 7:29
And as that sun did descend
It’s no longer time to pretend
My childhood’s nearly at an end
It’s the beginning of the rest of my life
But as for now…

Chorus:
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
More than average Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
It was pretty Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen

Verse 4: (Spoken)
A child born at 12:48 in the afternoon
His mother went into labor on Labor Day
It was September ’93 about 6 weeks too soon
And he arrived that following Tuesday
Orange became his favorite color
Tiramisu and Piña Coladas his favorite treat
A child of Mariah Carey’s “Dreamlover”
Not “I Gotta Feeling” the Black Eyed Peas

Chorus:
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
More than average Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
It was pretty Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
More than average Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
Today was my Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen
It was pretty Sweet, Sweet Sweet, Sweet Sixteen

Cha Cha to the Music

Verse 1:
Let's hop up off that stool
And keep your hips a movin'
Take it down to the floor
Gotta keep you body grovin’
Blow a kiss out to your fans
Get down and bust a split
Slide down on that staircase
Do the Hawaii Chair and lift

Bridge:
Get down
Take it up
Invent new moves
Make it up

Chorus:
Cha Cha to the Music
Sha Na Mamma Poom
Cha Cha to the Music
You own the Ballroom
Seal-Eel-Peya-Tiaray More
Cha Cha to the Music
Commander of the Dance Floor

Verse 2:
High kicks to the sound of the drum
Flip over the couch while dancin’
Extend your arms and legs out
Shake it all with a flare of Latin
Glide across with a bounce in each step
A head roll with a little swish
Live up the paint to smash it
Spin around, swirl around, and twist

Bridge:
Get down
Take it up
Invent new moves
Make it up

Chorus:
Cha Cha to the Music
Sha Na Mamma Poom
Cha Cha to the Music
You own the Ballroom
Seal-Eel-Peya-Tiaray More
Cha Cha to the Music
Commander of the Dance Floor

–BREAK–

Chorus:
Cha Cha to the Music
Sha Na Mamma Poom
Cha Cha to the Music
You own the Ballroom
Seal-Eel-Peya-Tiaray More
Cha Cha to the Music
Commander of the Dance Floor

Chorus:
Cha Cha to the Music
Sha Na Mamma Poom
Cha Cha to the Music
You own the Ballroom
Seal-Eel-Peya-Tiaray More
Cha Cha to the Music
Commander of the Dance Floor

BFF - Part 1

Verse 1:
What color are your eyes, you’re not Crabs so I guess I didn’t remember
Mike-a Dakota Muller is such a pretty baby to be due in November
If ignorance is a choice then D.A. has flappy underwear
Easy big girl Shannon wants to take a peek in there
You know I’m wrapped around your finger because you have that beautiful beautiful ass
So why don’t we go watch star wars jungle porn in Mr. Hurley’s class

Chorus:
Don’t cha know Mr. B is sexy when he shakes his kitty, holy cats
Don’t cha know it must be jam because jelly don’t shake like that

Verse 2:
Dude, you’re gorgeous, Afroman, and how hot is Allen
But you’re for girls so there’s always B.M., Britney Spears, and Watermelon
I just lost seven pounds, I’m gunna have me a cake
Cody is gay and he’d better learn to look straight
Perez Hilton would much rather have Hef in his pants
The girls next door have no friends and always do keg stands

Chorus:
Let’s go cut out pig brains and murder a sheep heart
Let’s smoke tampons and get married in Madagascar

Verse 3:
Remember drawing inspector gadget, Japan, and hello kitty
Mozart can’t be a boy because his eyelashes are too pretty
I do the “YMCA” with Paris Hilton but with you it’s always “Low”
There’s some Static ‘cause hand sanitizer tastes just like vodka, don’t cha know
I’m a drama drama llama llama, jelly-elly-ealous bean
But you’re like a fish in the bathroom with Banana Cream

Chorus:
Don’t cha know that we’re the cause of alcoholism
Don’t cha know there’s a “dick” and a “tater” in dictatorshipism

Verse 4:
If you want to know the world series of what just ask Anna Nicole
But ask me about a guest speaker or Saggum’s flag pole
I love D-Bag, Carrot Top and Kendra ‘cause I’m so gay I don’t like boys
But you, K.T., Cupcake, and Beyonce, use them taped up light up toys
Where can a pregnant lady go to the bathroom, there’s a skank up there
She’s got herpes on her face, I’ve got butter in my hair

Chorus:
Who got the joy all over – not Kabookie
You got your cream on me and I did-ja-booty

Verse 5:
Katy Perry, Hemmingway, Jukebox, Key Lime Pie
We’ve got our code names
Bridget, John Travolta, Hickey, Pot Pie
We play our mind games
Raccoon, Zack-o-rya , Fingerprints, Meat Ball
Here’s to ’09-‘10
Vampire, Pork Chop, Holly, Cotton Ball
We’re always best friends

Breakdown:
Whether I’m poppin’ outta cake
Or put in yo face
Poppin’ outta cake
Or put in yo face
Poppin’ outta cake
Or puttin’ in in in…
You’ll always be my B.F.F.
Michelin Man

Verse 6:
Some people are so fat their gut looks like a pack-a-hot dogs (Best Friend)
John McCain satisfies my orange juice needs
I love it when you get blamed for putting a banana in someone’s pocket (Best Friend)
Do some deep breathing with Chicken Twinkie and watch “To Be Fat Like Me”
Didn’t cha know you can never have too much jello (Best Friend)
Good ole Saggums – who’s gunna milk the cow
Wait I forgot is she Dirty Sausage or is that Olga (Best Friend)
Either way my skirt is on your floor and I have green eyebrows

Chorus:
Don’t cha know Mr. B is sexy when he shakes his kitty, holy cats
Don’t cha know it must be jam because jelly don’t shake like that
Let’s go cut out pig brains and murder a sheep heart
Let’s smoke tampons and get married in Madagascar
Don’t cha know that we’re the cause of alcoholism
Don’t cha know there’s a “dick” and a “tater” in dictatorshipism
Who got the joy all over – not Kabookie
You got your cream on me and I did-ja-booty

Verse 7:
Hitting Bryan Scott Muller with bananas on the bus
And putting stuffing in your purse because you put a sausage in mine
There ain’t no bitches in here, there is a BITCH
Bitchcannon, ahhhhh, reminiscing good times

Lost All Reasoning (Huh??)

Chorus:
Chronic lies are Ok?
(Huh??)
You must be fucking kidding me
Your way or the highway?
(Huh??)
Go ahead get rid of me
Go psychotic with every wrong word people say?
(Huh??)
You must be fucking shitting me
Expect people to get over it the next day?
(Huh??)
And never forgiven me?

Verse 1:
You think you have the right to kick me out the house and lock the front door
After saying the same shit to everyone that you bitched at me for
You bring back the last five years of issues with every new one you face
When you get done with someone they’ve forgotten why you started fighting in the first place
You brought this all upon yourself by alienating everyone
The past is truly haunting you, you need to let go and move on

Chorus:
Chronic lies are Ok?
(Huh??)
You must be fucking kidding me
Your way or the highway?
(Huh??)
Go ahead get rid of me
Go psychotic with every wrong word people say?
(Huh??)
You must be fucking shitting me
Expect people to get over it the next day?
(Huh??)
And never forgiven me?

Verse 2:
You’re pathetic in making people feel sorry for you by lying and exaggerating
No one even listens to what I say because you’ve made them believe I act like a refractory teen
I don’t care about your failed marriage, failed motherhood, or failed career
I don’t need to hear about your appearance, crooked house, or “I hate you” in the mirror
You need to stop taking in out on me, it’s not my fault, stop blaming for these things
You have turned your back on the only family you’ve got ‘cause you don’t consider their feelings

Chorus:
Chronic lies are Ok?
(Huh??)
You must be fucking kidding me
Your way or the highway?
(Huh??)
Go ahead get rid of me
Go psychotic with every wrong word people say?
(Huh??)
You must be fucking shitting me
Expect people to get over it the next day?
(Huh??)
And never forgiven me?

Verse 3:
How can everyone else in the world be wrong
How can you be the only one right
You think you’re seeing everything going on
When it’s preventing you from seeing it right
You say the status you’ve reached is perfection
You must be confused you know
You say everyone else needs the corrections
You must be delusional

Chorus:
Chronic lies are Ok?
(Huh??)
You must be fucking kidding me
Your way or the highway?
(Huh??)
Go ahead get rid of me
Go psychotic with every wrong word people say?
(Huh??)
You must be fucking shitting me
Expect people to get over it the next day?
(Huh??)
And never forgiven me?

Verse 4:
Your senses are awry
Your judgement is astray
I’m really quite concerned
Do what you want with no reason why
I just hate you more each day
There’s no lesson to be learned
I’m a rebel
By my own choice
You’re the devil
With dementia’s voice
I’m only just beginning
I’m so dizzy, my head is spinning
You have lost all…
Have lost all…
Have lost all…
Lost all reasoning